Jessi, though I'll chip in with one of the cats' photos I found... "Mummy, I kid you not! It was THIS BIG!!"
Mystique, that was EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it "You're going shoping? Wonderful! Buy me this.. no.. thiiis.. no, no.. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big fish"
"I can do it.. I'm not going to fall down.. I'm not.. What do you mean it's not "Paws up!" position?!"